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{ My Recent Morning Needs }

12:48 PM • Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Simple morning, simple needs? Hahaha..not for me.

As you all know and are pretty familiar with, everyone has to wake up, brush your yellow disgusting zombie teeth, pull your horrible looking strands of grass that grows on top of your head. Then, there is of course your cleansing solution for your ugly morning face...

Sounds normal...Yawn*

My morning sounds more like this......

I would probably wake up with style. LOL. Yeah, my body itself would have twisted 360' several times until my back had become numb. My pillows would sometimes be misplaced and the only one place that I would find it will only be on the floor. XD If it's not my pillow, it would be my bolster. But I always hope it ain't my bolster because my bolster is precious!!! But I always drop it on the floor!!! =(

Then, I would jump out on the right hand side of my bed and face my dressing mirror. Usually I would look like Medusa, except her little baby snakes are all pretty dry looking and her eyes would be filled of tiny bits of sand. Ohya, she would have bad breath too. Anyway, the first thing I would do is to stretch my whole body. Morning are always like this for me. Stretching is my essential need, I have gotta hear something cracking in me before I hit the bathroom. It proves that I am alive. LOL

Next, the brushing, the scrubing and the massaging. Yellow teeth must be exterminated!!!! I sometimes can't bear with yellow teeths, seriously. I just can't take it. It makes me feel very old. =.=" Yea...like a pair of granny teeths. After that, I would scrub the saliva away. Hey, who never drools when they sleep? Then, I would massage my face. Hahaha...I always love that feeling.

Once I'm fresh and spanky clean, time for breakfast!!! You know, sometimes I just wish that every meal was breakfast. SERIOUSLY. I just can't skip breakfast. My breakfast menu had always been the same and I'm addicted to it. I just can't figure out why simple cheerios, top up with a few spoons of oatmeal that is gushed down with a waterfall of fresh milk makes me feels like heaven. By just talking about it, I feel sooooooo happy now.

Yes, this is the climax of my morning needs. Oatmeal + milk + Cheerios = A morning full of happiness!!!

Another alternative for me is to have plain yogurt with fresh fruits!! I've tried cutting papayas, oranges, apples, kiwis and mangoes. They all taste great with plain yogurt! Hahaha...I always have this for snacks.

Ohya, I still check on my HP whenever I wake up. You're seriously driving me nuts.

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